Love Joke - Superman
One
night an eighty-four-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her
ninety-two-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became quite
violent.
When all the violence was ended, she'd pushed him off the
balcony of their twentieth-story apartment. The man was killed
instantly. The elderly woman was apprehended and taken to the local
lockup.
When brought before the court on charges of homicide,
she was questioned to see if she had anything to say in her own behalf.
(The poor woman could not afford an attorney.)
"Your Honor,"
she began calmly and coolly, "I figured that at ninety-two, if he could
still screw, then he must be related to Superman -- and he could fly!"