Saturday, December 31, 2011

Get Her Back - Pampering Your Princess

 
Tips on Getting Your Ex-Girlfriend or Wife Back 
Find Out How To Get Ex Girl Back
Not one woman can resist the offer of a pamper session particularly if you choose the location and theme with “reconciliation in mind”.  If you are serious about getting her back then you need to invest a little time researching a health and wellness club /spa close enough to your home town that allows for a drive of “mystique”.  By this I mean that once you have located the ideal place, set up the romantic spa for two in a private room, with hot tubs, and all the trimmings to boot, then you need to “entice” her to give you this one “last” chance and ask her to trust you as you blindfold her prior to driving to the location.  Of course, you would notify the Wellness center to plan in advance for your romantic rendezvous prior to arrival.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Tips on Getting Your Ex-Girlfriend Back-Time to Walk the Talk

 
Tips on Getting Your Ex-Girlfriend or Wife Back 
Talk is cheap and you need to fill the hole in your heart that’s been left there after SHE walked out.  It’s time to act rather than speak.  What is it they say, “Actions speak louder than words”.  She’s not taking your calls so these are the type of things you need to do: 

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Romantic Love Quotations Video: Missing Someone Special


"Missing You" is a video collection of romantic, 'miss you' love thoughts and insights. Send to loved ones who cannot be with you this present time. You are listening to the poignant and beautiful tones of the Erhu instrument as it interprets the wonderful music score. The zen-beauty of the lotuses is evident from their images as they rise out of the muddy waters to radiate their pure beauty upwards and outwards as they are kissed and greeted by the Sun each morning. Enjoy the view and the vision as well as the poignant, beautiful accompaniment which was the inspiration behind this arrangement.

Copyright 2011 Reignite Love
All rights reserved.


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Get Ex-Girlfriend Back - Working Through Your Break-up


When you are faced with problems in your relationship, it would be easy to walk away and let it fail, and much harder to stay and work it through.

When you are faced with these issues, to keep it in perspective, think of the way you felt when you first met and the reason you fell in love.

Remember the good and the bad times you shared, and what makes it worth that.  You know it takes two to tango, and this applies to your relationship as well. An one-sided effort is not going to be successful.


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Get Ex-Girlfriend Back: Where Did Your Relationship Go Wrong

Looking Into the Mirror of Your Relationship

Most people at some stage in their life has been disappointed in love.  Breaking up is hard to go through, especially if you are not ready for it.  If, after a breakup, you realize you still want your ex back, you need to be proactive about it.  In order to do so, you need to reflect back on your relationship and try and understand where it went wrong.   

Generally speaking, most relationships follow a predictable pattern.   There is the honeymoon period where you first meet someone and everything is wonderful and new.  They can do no wrong and you can do no wrong in their eyes.  

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Dance the Lambada With Me: Passionate Love Story, Salsa Poetry



 
"DANCE the LAMBADA with ME" (Lambada Love Fantasy of a Man for a Hot Salsa Dancer) - is a romantic love poem that will appeal if you like a vibrant and passionate VIDEO LOVE STORY, with a hot, THROBBING BEAT, 'lots of ACTION', Latin dance beat and passionate "SALSA POETRY". (Version 3 is an improved version over the 2nd edition which we have released on YouTube about a week ago. V3 has more animation - enjoy. :).


You can find the original video here on YouTube:
Also visit our channel, click "like", "favourite" thanks: http://youtube.com/reignitelove



Salsa Bootcamp
Online salsa dancing school

Passion for Dancing?
Lose weight, loosen up your pelvis and develop sexy, rhythm sense! 

Passion for Latin Dancing
Fun way to learn sexy Latin Dancing in Your Own Home

Salsa Crazy? Cha Cha, Merengue, Bachata
Dance of love, learn how to move hot! Latin dancing at its sexiest.

Seduce Your Man With An Erotic Lap Dance
Looking To Try Something Different To Seduce Your (or shhhh ... their) Man?

Celebrity Dance Coaching DVDs 
Celebrity Dance Coaching With Louis Van Amstel - Emmy Nominated Choreographer From The Hit Tv Show Dancing With The Stars!! Amazing - lose weight, increase romance, dance for joy and get a sexy, flexible, hot body too!

You've seen the fantastic physical form of dancers haven't you??
So what are you waiting for?  Life is short. Live and dance like there's no tomorrow! :)


Monday, December 12, 2011

Tips To Get Ex-Girlfriend Back-Whisper Alluring Messages

 
Tips on Getting Your Ex-Girlfriend Back 

It’s Sunday night, 2 weeks after SHE left you.  You’re wandering around your apartment like a lost fart in a perfume factory unsure of what to do, how to do it or when for that matter.  You miss her so much your insides ache.   
 

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Get Ex-Girlfriend Back - Win Her Back With A Letter

 
“I wrote a letter to my love and on the way I dropped it”
Here is a question that guys have all the time.  Is writing letters to get your ex back really a good idea? It is indeed, provided you don’t “drop the ball” in your letter writing! Take heed gentlemen! 

There are many people that write letters, text messages, e-mails and just about every other form of text-based correspondence that you can think of on a daily basis.  

Many of these people will resort to that form of communication when trying to get an ex-lover to fall in love with them again but does it work?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Get Your Ex-Girlfriend Back - How to get her back for good

How to Get Her Back - For Good

She's Worth Saving? Click Here!
 Let’s say you are one of those men who have been in a “plodding” relationship for a couple of years now, in fact, so mundane the “plod”, you can’t even remember how many years.  Even worse, you forget your anniversaries, pleading a frenetic work schedule and make flippant promises to make good but they never materialize.  Seriously, who needs to put that much effort in right?  

Wasn’t it Douglas Adams who wrote, “I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month and I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis?”  That’s how confident you felt about yourself and your relationship right? Those back-slapping buddies of yours who convince you that forgetting the 10th anniversary is acceptable.  Does this all sound familiar?   

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Romantic Video Tips: For Holding Onto Love




Love Secrets To Back
Tips and Insights for Holding onto Love,Better Relationships and Greater, Fulfilling Love in video format. If you wish for a smoother relationship or you are in a stormy one perhaps this could shed some insights and/ or resonate with you.  Also located at: http://youtube.com/msdv88

Copyright 2011 Reignite Love, All rights reserved.




Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Can You Save Your Relationship with Texting?

Can you really save your relationship with Text Messages?

 

Do you think you “don’t have time for romance?” Relationship expert Michael Fiore thinks you’re wrong…

In fact, he says he can show you how to bring all the romance, love and even passion you’re missing back into your relationship, simply by pushing a few buttons on the cell phone you have in your pocket or purse right now. 

Friday, October 21, 2011

Awaken the Secret Romantic in Your Man By TEXTing Him

“Remote Control Romance”

Do you think men are “complicated?”

If you do, you’re not alone. Most women seem to think that men should come with an instruction manual …

Or that getting a man to be “romantic” is as hard as getting lasting peace in the Middle East.

But thousands of women are discovering that waking up the “secret romantic” in their men is as easy as hitting a few buttons on their mobile phone and sending a few “special” messages that have been proven again and again to work wonders.


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Romantic Love Expressions Video


"Romantic Love Quotes, Love Quotations, Love Expressions, Passionate Love Quotes Video" - was inspired by Love.

Send to a loved one for enjoyment or serenade them with these loving thoughts and watch them glow with love and joy  (to the lovely, musical accompaniment of 'Unchained Melody').

Also view it Here  at  this channel on Youtube.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Divorce Joke - The Present

Forgotten Present. . . .

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and *shock* he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.

After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll". 
 
The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks,
"So Sir, which Barbie would that be?"

The man looks surprised so the assistant continues,
"We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99."

The man can't help himself and asks,
"Why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"

"Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant,

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture. . . .
 
 

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Love Joke - Husbands, Wives & More

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of HUMOR!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Love Joke - Beautiful Woman

Beautiful Daughter
'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Romantic Love Quotations

If you find it hard to find words or to sound as loving as you feel, these romantic quotations can help you to express your loving thoughts to the one you love in a way that's bound to touch them:
  • "Your voice makes me tremble inside And your smile is an invitation For my imagination to go wild." 
  •  "I love thee - I love thee, 'Tis all that I can say It is my vision in the night, My dreaming in the day." - Thomas Hood  
  • "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." - Judy Garland
  •  "I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with."
  • "I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion - I have shudder'd at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion Love is my religion. And I could die for that. I could die for you." - John Keats

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Love Joke - Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work

  A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.  Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the   closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
Author - Unknown
 
 
 

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Love Joke - Female Hormones

Yesterday, Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight

2. Talked excessively without making sense

3. Became overly emotional

4. Couldn't drive

5. Failed to think rationally

6. Argued over nothing

7. Had to sit down while urinating

8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Love Joke - The Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...